August 29, 2014

lol sorry but this guy ive been seeing has never spoken to a girl before im pretty sure and i was his first kiss like, not even a week ago and NOW he wants me to go to his house tomorrow night even though he lives like 1hr 50 mins away and also i am not having sex with a 22 y/o virgin thats not where i saw myself in 2014. ive always been very sooky about having to make the first move/be the more forward one in ~~romantic~~ situations but tbh when someone actively tries to pursue me its kinda gross/such a turn off bc like. as if you’re even remotely good enough for me. 

August 28, 2014

Anonymous said: does your boyfriend know you have a tumblr?

hahahahaha hes not my boyfriend but maybe ill start pretending he is bc getting anon messages is thrilling

but no he doesnt and like you probs could have figured that out on your own considering ive been kind of rude about him on here!! like as if id go up to him and be like ‘hey here’s my tumblr and heres a post where i said you kiss like you’re harvesting cheek cells from my mouth’. like please

August 28, 2014
ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

(via ourladyoflattes)

August 28, 2014
clickholeofficial:


6 Pictures Of Scarlett Johansson That Will Make You Say ‘This Is A Picture Of A Boat’

clickholeofficial:

6 Pictures Of Scarlett Johansson That Will Make You Say ‘This Is A Picture Of A Boat’

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August 27, 2014

the guy i am sort of seeing but not really is called max and he ordereda coke zero today and the lady said ’ we only have pepsi max’ and he said ‘pepsi max is fine, it has my name in it!’ and she said ‘oh, is it max?’ and he said ‘no, its pepsi’ 

and thats when i realised i am dating my dad

August 27, 2014

september first through to september thirtieth is going to be so PURE im going to wake up early and breathe in deep and drink water and be nice to everyone and work and walk places, no dairy. eat vegetables. not give pity blowjobs

August 24, 2014

this boy kissed me like i was a murder suspect and he was swabbing my mouth for a dna sample my life is disgusting

August 24, 2014

Every time i kiss someone i regret it immediately i should just stay inside forever

August 24, 2014

i always wake up so relaxed and in control after i get wasted in someone’s backyard and embarrass my self ad infinitum its like i purge out all my shame and wake up empty 

August 23, 2014

eating eggplant dip immediately before or after you spew so then tomorrow when someone asks if thats vomit on your shoes you can say ‘no thats eggplant dip’