July 31, 2014

neptunain:

my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour

(via bonerfart)

July 29, 2014

everygoodsongeverdonebyanyone:

Ween

Buenas Tardes Amigo

July 29, 2014

i dont usually show people photos of scenery and stuff from my holidays because like, who cares but i took these when i was on the london eye and i really like them! ok!

July 28, 2014

i dont know what  A ‘milk skin’ is but i do know that  if someone served me something called a ‘milk skin’ id call the police

July 28, 2014

when our phones got stolen my friend was in a real state because she couldnt contact her boyfriend or her family and i started crying because my period tracker app was on there and i didnt back up the data and i have no fucking clue when my period is due

July 27, 2014

ok so i need to have a shower but i dont remember how to shower sober and in a room with a fan/windows im so used to my showers being cramped, near death experiences

July 27, 2014

somehow in amsterdam i ended up watching a live sex show and i dont know i just dont know l dont know how to interact with people after having that experience my parents picked me up from the airport and i was chatting to them casually in the car about my trip but in the back of my head i was thinking ‘i saw a woman pull an 8 metre long banner out of her vagina’

July 22, 2014

there are four contiki groups in total at this hostel thing and each group has fifty ish people in it and last night a quarter of tzhem got some kind of food posioning travel sickness gastro thing andf it was so terrifying. every few minutes another person would run from their room to the bathroom vomiting into a bin, one second youd be sitting with a group of people speculating about who was next and then one by one theyd be gone, i opened the door to my room and my friend was on all fours with her face sweating over a bin and she lifted her head up and growled at me

July 22, 2014
the guy i wänt to have sex with in my tour group has this tattooed between his shoulders

the guy i wänt to have sex with in my tour group has this tattooed between his shoulders

July 19, 2014

MY PHONE GOT STOLEN OUTSIDE A CLUB IN FLORENCE AND IN VENICE SOME GUY FROM ADELAIDE TOLD ME ABOUT SHOOTING CATS AND KANGAROOS AND STOMPING THE HEADS OF JOEYS AND I TOLD HIM HE LOOKED LIKE MY DAD AND I KISSED HIM THEN I RAN AWAY I HATE ITALY